Are you ready? Because it’s ALL happening.
The first character teaser for American Horror Story: Coven came out today and IT. IS. EVERYTHING. Cunty pumps. Floppy hats. Women-balloons lining every hall. And the ladies.
Look at them!
They’re all here. Angela, Jessica, Kathy, Gabourey, Sarah, Taissa. And I am really feeling it. The only one they didn’t show was Frances Conroy, but the paparazzi pictures from the set make her look like a young Grace Coddington, so SHE WINS.
I am literally gagging for this show (I choked on my cereal when I saw the teaser and I screamed.)
October 9th can’t come soon enough.