Menswear/FagEtsy: Trunk Front

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Fall is here, and what better way to show that special penis in your life (**be it attached to or inserted into you**) a little warmth and whimsy than by giving it the gift of hand knit elephant trunk cock cozy boxer shorts from warmpresents on etsy.

Elegant, tasteful, and practical; no man (or woman) will be able to resist when they see that your crotch is cross eyed, floppy eared, and animorphed. “Ever meet Sharon, Lois, and Bram?” and “I’m a registered Democrat, wanna see?” is sure to break the ice pull all the good trade from Grindr. Update your headline to “Operation Dumbo Drop that ass on my face,” and you’ll never be lonely again.

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