Homme Dickor: Cock Holder

il_570xN.56489136Deborah, I know things have been tense between us since you blatantly copied me and got a homoerotic full back-piece tattoo the DAY AFTER ME….. but I miss you.  I value our friendship and I want things to be better between us….. that’s why I crocheted you a peace offering. It isn’t much, I know, but I have a feeling that you’ll like it.  I made one for my Uncle Bernie for his last birthday and he raves about his!  He said it fit great…. such a jokester… OPEN IT!  ————-IT’S A POT HOLDER, DEBORAH!—— So modern, right?  Innovative.  I’m pretty proud of myself.  One day, the design just came to me…  There I was, boiling up some Rocky Mountain Oysters for lunch, daydreaming about Jon Hamm again, and BOOM.  The idea of a lifetime.  This is a prototype.  I’m opening an etsy store and I’m gonna make a mint.  ……So don’t just fucking take this idea like you did the tattoo, ok Deborah…. I see you, bitch.

via etsy thanks to Dana

5 thoughts on “Homme Dickor: Cock Holder

  1. You’re idea is toast. Making one in sterling with white pearls dripping down the shaft right now. Don’t worry though. The pave diamond version one a rap star can afford will drive traffic to your crochet one.

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