Tepid Autumn Feud: Miley vs. Sinead

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Well, well, well… I knew it was only a matter of time before these two buzz cuts came to blows.

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In the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, Miley Cyrus admitted that Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares 2 U” video inspired her “Wrecking Ball” video. (**duh.**) Never one to not comment on ANYTHING, Sinead took this opportunity to throw Miley her two cents via her website…

“I am extremely concerned for you that those around you have led you to believe, or encouraged you in your own belief, that it is in any way ‘cool’ to be naked and licking sledgehammers in your videos. It is in fact the case that you will obscure your talent by allowing yourself to be pimped, whether its the music business or yourself doing the pimping,”

“The music business doesn’t give a s–t about you, or any of us. They will prostitute you for all you are worth, and cleverly make you think its what YOU wanted.. and when you end up in rehab as a result of being prostituted, ‘they’ will be sunning themselves on their yachts in Antigua, which they bought by selling your body and you will find yourself very alone.

“None of the men oggling you give a s–t about you either, do not be fooled. Many’s the woman mistook lust for love. If they want you sexually that doesn’t mean they give a f–k about you. All the more true when you unwittingly give the impression you don’t give much of a f–k about yourself. And when you employ people who give the impression they don’t give much of a f–k about you either. No one who cares about you could support your being pimped.. and that includes you yourself.”

“please in future say no when you are asked to prostitute yourself. Your body is for you and your boyfriend. It isn’t for every…dirtbag on the net, or every greedy record company executive to buy his mistresses diamonds with.”

“The message you keep sending is that its somehow cool to be prostituted.. its so not cool Miley.. its dangerous. Women are to be valued for so much more than their sexuality. we aren’t merely objects of desire. I would be encouraging you to send healthier messages to your peers.. that they and you are worth more than what is currently going on in your career. Kindly fire any motherf—er who hasn’t expressed alarm, because they don’t care about you.”

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TELL. IT. LIKE. IT. IS!!!!!!!!

Damn… That’s how you shake people up, Miley…. just so you know. Auntie Cray-Cray has spoken.  She does not want what you haven’t got, girl.  Hey lion, it’s cobra…. Venom. You’re dead.

Here’s what Miss Cyrus had to say as her response (via Twitter, naturally…):

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Cut to Amanda Bynes, like:

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Really, bitch? The fuck did I do? I ain’t got a dog in this fight.

Way to stick it to two legit mental patients in 140 characters or less, Miles…. As someone older, and therefore wiser, let me give you three solid pieces of advice…

1.) Turn off your “Miley Cyrus” Google Alert.

2.) Do whatever you want, and don’t pay bitches with face tattoos OF THEIR EX’s SIGNATURE no mind.

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3.) Shut the fuck up.

You’re welcome. Take a lesson Billy Ray. That’s how you parent.

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