Rich White Woman: Jean Kasem

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Okay, so…. Casey Kesem is not well. Like…. ‘not long for this world’ not well. This is very sad news. Casey is an American broadcast legend and he deserves to live, forever young, in a tower made of vinyl records and eat only hamburgs and drink only chocolate malts. Buuuuuut…. no. Not gonna happen.

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Casey Kasem is worth, ballpark—– 700 bazillion dollars. He’s worked steadily since the very first radio broadcast EVER (**or something….**) and as is his God given right as a bazillionaire, he married his trophy wife Jean Kasem in 1980. LONG STORY, SHORT! Jean is incredibly beautiful, a SENSATIONAL dresser, and she’s about to be a RICH and FABULOUS widow. You may know her from her signature high pony or her work in Ghostbusters, Cheers, and Darkwing Duck. Casey’s children hate Jean because of her beauty they claim she is not allowing them to see their father in his final days.  Because of this, the kids protested outside the Kasem mansion.

f6Fw0The drama…. of…. it all.

It is rather cold to keep a man from his children on his death bed, but how could you stay mad at this face:

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Oh! And speaking of drama, I’ve heard rumors that Jean  wants to be a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills REEEEEAAAAAL BAAAAAAAAD.

Dear Andy Cohen,

Yes.

Yes.

A million times, Yes.

xoxo,

linda james

p.s.

 Here are some photos that I feel may help persuade you.

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