**So I went/ to Gay Super Center on a shopping SPREE-AH/ and on my way I grabbed Jonny and a READ-AH/ and as the cash box rang I- GAVE THEM A GIFT CERTIFICATE CO-oooo-ODE**
That’s right, Readers! In honor of our 1,000,000th view, the fine folks at Gay Super Center have given us a GIFTS!!!! —– WE LOVE GIFTS!!!! —– GAY GIFTS!!!! ….GIFTS TO SHARE WITH ONE OF YOU!!!!
Do you need a Pride flag for your summer share on Fire Island?….. Gay Super Center has you covered.
Do you need an erotic, mermaid, pin-up Christmas ornament which illustrates whatever it is you’re into?…. Gay Super Center, Bitch.
Do you want to throw it back on a Thursday with a rainbow necklace like you’re a 90’s teen fresh out of the closet?… Gay Super Center DOT COM!
I’ve already placed my order, and I couldn’t be more pleased. Not only did I get STUFF, but I finally fully realized my love of the Leather Pride flag.
Honestly, have you ever seen a flag more chic than this^^^?
It’s like Karl Lagerfeld himself designed it. I mean, throw a couple interlocking C’s on there and you’ve got a print worthy of the F/W2015 Chanel couture collection.
**Fun fact: The Leather Pride Flag was designed by Tony DeBlase in 1989. “The flag is composed of nine horizontal stripes of equal width. From the top and from the bottom, the stripes alternate black and royal blue. The central stripe is white. In the upper left quadrant of the flag is a large red heart. It is up to the viewer to interpret the colors and symbols.” …. Cunty.**
I picked up just about everything they had with the design.
A) Because of their everyday low prices
B) I love a good lapel pin
C) because I’m super into the history and aesthetic of the Leather scene now… go figure…
**It’s a homosexual’s prerogative and duty to explore and absorb all aspects of their culture… while looking AMAZING**
So, here’s the deal…
I go shopping (thanks GSC!), Jonny goes shopping, and then
ON LUCKY READER GOES SHOPPING!!!!
If you would like to WIN a FREE $25 gift certificate for Gay Super Center, all you have to do is email us at:
Tell us what you want and why you want it (make it good, Queen.)
Jonny and I will be reviewing the submissions and selecting one lucky winner
So, Bitch… hop to it.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
THANKS GAY SUPER CENTER!!!!!